997:

oh well *drinks pure vodka*

(via we-are-what-we-hate)

h0llo:

ppl who send texts with this smiley face :-) are future rapists and or serial killers

(via unescapable)

pendents:

i want to be one of those people who can say or do anything and be loved by everyone anyway 

(via patientlights)

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

(via hotboyproblems)

iwantyoureffingtatertots:

i need someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 2 in the morning and will tell me their favorite songs and their family problems and how they think the earth was made

(via massachusettshasmysoul)

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